Unit 7趣味阅读 Blind DateAfter being with her all evening , t he man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his e yes, put on a grim expression and said,“I have some bad news. My grandfather just di ed.” “Thank heavens！” his date replied.“If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!” 【汉语译文】 相亲 和相亲对象待了一晚上后,这个男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故离开了。当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说：“我有个不幸的消息,我的祖父 去世了。” “天地！”他 的约会对象回答道,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了！” A Small Boy and a Donkey A small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brothe r so tight for, sonny ?”asked one of them.“So h e won’t join the army,” the youngste r replied without blinking an eye. 【汉语译文】 小男孩与驴子一个小男孩牵着头驴子经过一个部队营房. 两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑。“小孩,你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？” “这样,他就不会去参军。”小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。 |
